hokeyfright:

the only true ally

hokeyfright:

the only true ally

(Source: iubki)

Posted on Aug 28, 2014 with 77,032 notes REBLOG

thatsonofamitch:

PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS

Posted on Aug 28, 2014 with 14,345 notes REBLOG #pandoras box   #nsfw  
that thing about burgers and murderers is comedy bang bang, it's on netflix

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on Aug 28, 2014 with 0 notes REBLOG

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Source: meladoodle)

Posted on Aug 28, 2014 with 506,911 notes REBLOG

IF YOU ARE A SECRET MIND READER IM WARNING YOU IM VERY POWERFUL AND ALSO DISPLEASED WITH YOU

Posted on Aug 28, 2014 with 3 notes REBLOG

(Source: zerosara)

Posted on Aug 28, 2014 with 43,929 notes REBLOG #WHAT IS THIS FROM  
[POLICE SIRENS]

[POLICE SIRENS]

Posted on Aug 28, 2014 with 0 notes REBLOG #thedickofbutt  
ghhg anxiety over things like this is the worst, if its any consolation i think its something thats actually a back of the mind worry for a lot of people and the imaginary psychics have probably heard worse

what if the opposite works better, what if you like think of really weird things and the psychic just gives up and says nah fuck this im out

ghhg anxiety over things like this is the worst, if its any consolation i think its something thats actually a back of the mind worry for a lot of people and the imaginary psychics have probably heard worse

what if the opposite works better, what if you like think of really weird things and the psychic just gives up and says nah fuck this im out

Posted on Aug 28, 2014 with 1 note REBLOG

im onto you fucks

Posted on Aug 28, 2014 with 2 notes REBLOG

what if every single person around me can read minds and only i cant and its all one big practical joke like holy shit lets mess with this dude and not tell him

Posted on Aug 28, 2014 with 9 notes REBLOG




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BAD AT TAKING CARE OF FISH AND BEING A FAKE BOYFRIEND. NOT A CRIMINAL.

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